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Extremely drunk
Teacher Sammy
Teacher Sammy
April 05, 2010
1 min
A very drunk man stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
(fall flat on one's face -- 跌個狗吃屎)
一名醉漢想站起來離開酒吧, 卻跌了個狗吃屎
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
(crawl 爬行)
"也許呼吸一點新鮮空氣可以醒酒," 他邊想邊往外爬.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
(mud 泥巴)
他再次試著站起來, 又摔了個狗吃屎, 跌進泥巴裡
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
(screw it 算了)
"算了," 他想. "我乾脆爬回家好了."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
(doorstep 門前階梯 asleep 睡著的)
第二天早上, 他老婆發現他睡在門口的階梯上.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"你昨天晚上又去喝酒了, 對不對?" 她問.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
(sheepishly 膽怯地)
"... 對呀..." 他有點害怕地說. "妳怎麼知道?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"
"因為你又把輪椅忘在酒吧了!!"

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不是為了考試而學習,而是讓您的大腦在實際使用英語方面變得更為出色!

沒有時間? 每個人每天都有五分鐘,即使是忙碌的成年人。
這就是我設計 Parkinson's Writing 的原因——為了讓忙碌的成年人能夠以最有效的方式提升他們的英語。現在,您可以將這種促進神經可塑性的練習與全英語的教室環境結合,將您的英語水平提升到一個全新的高度。
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