Extremely drunk

2010/04/05 06:13
Sammy 老師
分類: 英文笑話

A very drunk man stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

(fall flat on one’s face—跌個狗吃屎)

一名醉漢想站起來離開酒吧, 卻跌了個狗吃屎

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside.

(crawl 爬行)

也許呼吸一點新鮮空氣可以醒酒,” 他邊想邊往外爬.


He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

(mud 泥巴)

他再次試著站起來, 又摔了個狗吃屎, 跌進泥巴裡

“Screw it,” he thought. “I’ll just crawl home.”

(screw it 算了)

算了,” 他想. “我乾脆爬回家好了.”

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

(doorstep 門前階梯 asleep 睡著的)

第二天早上, 他老婆發現他睡在門口的階梯上.

“You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she said.

你昨天晚上又去喝酒了, 對不對?” 她問.

“Uh, yes,” he said sheepishly. “How did you know?”

(sheepishly 膽怯地)

... 對呀...” 他有點害怕地說. “妳怎麼知道?”

“You left your wheelchair at the bar again!”

因為你又把輪椅忘在酒吧了!!”


Over the course of an entire day, do you spend more than 30 minutes reading English?

閱讀英文,甚至是簡單的句子,對您來說有困難嗎?

您是否花了不少時間練習,卻苦於無法評量進步與否?

您在試著想出句子所表達的內容方面所花的精力,是不是比想出它們所表達的概念更多?

我們為您製作了 Blink Training System!





這是一項有趣的挑戰。 每天只要10個句子,您就可以在結束時的成果記錄中看到自己英語閱讀能力的進步了。

點擊這裡來查看。

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