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英文笑話
笑話 - No Dogs Allowed!
Teacher Sammy
Teacher Sammy
November 15, 2009
1 min
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!"
(bartender 酒保)
The guy, without missing a beat, says, "This is my seeing-eye dog. I'm blind."
(without missing a beat 立刻 seeing-eye dog 導盲犬 blind 瞎眼的)
"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry. Here. The first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
(the first one's on me 第一杯我請客)
Another guy walks in the bar with a chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says, " You can't bring a dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog. "
(chihuahua 吉娃娃 unless 除非)
The second man thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender sees his dog and says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies, "This is my seeing-eye dog. I'm blind."
(reply 回答)
"Oh yeah?" says the bartender. "I don't think so. People don't have chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs!"
"WHAT??!! They gave me a chihuahua???!!!" says the second man angrily.

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沒有時間? 每個人每天都有五分鐘,即使是忙碌的成年人。
這就是我設計 Parkinson's Writing 的原因——為了讓忙碌的成年人能夠以最有效的方式提升他們的英語。現在,您可以將這種促進神經可塑性的練習與全英語的教室環境結合,將您的英語水平提升到一個全新的高度。
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