How to respond to pick-up lines 對搭訕者的絕妙回應

2011/07/28 06:15
Sammy 老師
分類: 英文笑話

今天輕鬆一下, 來看點好笑的東西

所謂的 pick-up lines, 指的是向異性搭訕時所講的 台詞

(動詞片語 pick up 也有中文裡 (男人, 女人)” 的意思

比如 He picked up a girl at the bar.)

這篇教大家怎樣在被搭訕時狠狠地 打槍” (拒絕別人)

裡面有些真的很 ”, 但很好笑!

“Haven’t we met before?” (我們好像見過?)

“Yes. I’m the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.” (. 我是性病診所的櫃枱小姐.)

(: V.D. venereal disease 性病的縮寫)

“Haven’t I seen you some place before?” (我好像在某過地方見過你?)

“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” (, 所以我再也不去那個地方了.)

“Is this seat empty?” (這個座位是不是沒有人坐?)

“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

(沒錯, 但如果你坐下來的話, 連我這個位子都會沒人坐.)

“Your place or mine?” (去你家還是去我家?) (: 這通常是想找一夜情的人說的話)

“Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

“So what do you do for a living?” (你做哪一行?)

“I’m a female impersonator.” (我專門男扮女裝.)

“So what sign were you born under? / What’s your (star) sign? (你是什麼星座的?)

(: sign 也有標誌之意)

“No parking.” (禁止停車的 sign.)

“I know how to please a woman.” (我知道怎麼取悅女性.)

“Then please leave me alone.” (那就請你離我遠一點.)

“I want to give myself to you.” (我想獻身給你.)

“Sorry. I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

“Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots?”

(怎麼樣, 正妹, 要不要跟我親熱?)

“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.” (抱歉, 我只和同物種的生物約會)

“May I see you pretty soon?” (我可以很快再見到你嗎?)

“Why? You don’t think I’m pretty now?” (你是說我現在不美嗎?)

(: 這是在玩文字遊戲. 因為第一個人的意思是 see you + pretty soon

但第二個人故意把這幾個字拆解為 see you pretty + soon (很快看到漂亮的你)

“I’d go through anything for you.” (為了你我什麼都願意做.)

“Good! Let’s start with your bank account.” (很好, 那先把你戶頭裡的錢都給我.)

“I would go to the end of the world for you.” (我願意為了你走到天涯海角)

“Yes, but would you stay there?” (, 那你可以不要回來嗎?)



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