(這些當然都是在諷刺常見的電影情節. 不過電影裡還真的都是這樣哩...) 1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 住在鬼屋裡的女人都應該穿著性感內衣去查看任何奇怪的聲音. (haunted house 鬼屋 investigate 調查 strange noise 奇怪的聲音 revealing 曝露的 underwear 內衣)
2. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 從超市出來的人, 紙袋裡至少要有一條法國麵包. (grocery 雜貨 contain 包含 stick 一條)
3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane. 任何人都可以使飛機降落.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 口紅一旦擦上就永遠不會掉色--就算你去潛水也一樣. (apply 塗抹 lipstick 口紅 rub off 褪去 scuba diving 深海潛水)
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 任何一棟大樓的通風系統都是最好的藏身之處. 永遠沒有人會想到要去那裡找你, 而且你可以在裡面爬到任何你想去的地方. (沒錯! 很多電影裡都是這樣耶!) (ventilation 通風)
6. You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 只要你不把家鄉女友的照片拿給別人看, 你就可以在任何一場戰爭中存活. (因為每次拿女友或老婆照片給別人看的軍人, 好像都真的很快就被打死了!) (survive 存活 battle 戰役 sweetheart 情人)
7. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 如果你要演一個德國軍官, 不用會說德文, 只要用德國口音講英文就好. (pass off as... 假扮 accent 口音)
8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 從巴黎的任何一棟建築物的窗戶都可以看到艾菲爾鐵塔. (真的耶!)